Box Turtle Ben

Duncan Black writes, as we continue our practice of laughing--laughing at, not with--the Washington Post's secret weapon to delegitimize the right, Ben Domenech:

I guess we've been a bit hard on Ben Domenech, as there's a pretty good chance he's provided us with one of our most comical moments in recent political history. He was a speechwriter for Senator Cornyn.... "It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right.... Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."