The Rude Pundit Appeals for Help...

He has the last word on the war the New Republic has launched on the axis of evil that is Markos Moulitsas:

The Rude Pundit: Update- The Horrible Truth: Markos Moulitsas looks smaller on TV than in person. He is actually seven feet tall, with hands that could crush a bowling ball. He sharpens his teeth by chewing beer bottles, and the rumor is that he shot Billmon just for snoring. He scares us all because he enters our villages and eats our livestock at night. Please help us, TNR, please end the tyranny...

It will be a cakewalk.