A Soccer Game Is Not a Tea-Dance

The thirteen-year-old's soccer team won its first game, 1-0. (They had been 0-2-1.) It won on a goal scored by the thirteen-year-old in the first minute of the game.

It was one of those things that sometimes happens at the start of soccer games. One player is moving. The others--it's as if they haven't yet recognized that they're at a soccer game rather than a tea-dance...